The SLOGAN meme!

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here! [link]

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
The incredible, edible Jessica. (isn't that cannibalism? D

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Jessica - The Appetizer (this thing must really like to eat me??)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
I scream, you scream, we all scream for Jessica. (okay that is either cannibalistic or downright perverted!)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
If You Like A Lot of Chocolate on Your Jessica, Join Our Club (AM I THAT TASTY?!? Sheesh)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Designed for Jessica, Engineered to Last

6. To someone you dislike?
It's a Jessica Adventure (this is indirectly perverted ^-^)

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Because So Much Is Riding On Your Jessica (oh hell yes)

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Something Special In The Jessica

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
I've Seen The Future, and It's Jessica-Shaped

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Life Should Taste As Good As Jessica (greeeeat, yet another -__-)

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Jessica (oh yes I am a horny cat woman~)

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Crunch All You Want. We'll Make Jessica

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Where's The Jessica

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
You Like Jessica. Jessica Likes You

15. Your last words before you die...
It's the Jessica You Can See

16. Your message to a special someone..
It Could Be Jessica

17. Title of this post will be..
There's no wrong way to eat a Jessica.